I'm three minutes away but that won't help either of us if ya live above the ground floor, 'cause I weigh far more than what I'm trusting any human-suitable building to carry.
[Even with being shorter, now, since he still had all his mass - especially obvious since his altmode was the proper size - Cliffjumper hadn't yet wanted to risk it.]
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Date: 2015-05-22 05:48 pm (UTC)Fine, yeah, I do.
Don't expect me to cover for ya if she finds it missing, though. [He's totally smirking at that, it might even be obvious somehow.]
Want me to come over and get it?
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Date: 2015-05-23 01:09 pm (UTC)Trust me, I expect nothing from you.
[ how she manages to make that sound like an insult is a true skill, really. ]
You'll have to.
There's certainly no way I'll be touching them myself.
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Date: 2015-05-23 09:48 pm (UTC)Probably just as well, I might trip after picking 'em up.
[Is he joking? Probably.]
Gimmie a few minutes and I'll be by. Don't have a shift at the moment and there ain't any race I'm participating in, so can remain spotless.
Unless I trip.
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Date: 2015-05-25 07:20 pm (UTC)Re: text. (... also wow I don't know what happened there must have lost words...)
Date: 2015-05-25 07:48 pm (UTC)[He's snickering, though. And then...]
Weiss, what floor d'you live on?
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Date: 2015-05-26 12:26 am (UTC)Don't dawdle; I haven't got all day.
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Date: 2015-05-26 02:27 pm (UTC)[Even with being shorter, now, since he still had all his mass - especially obvious since his altmode was the proper size - Cliffjumper hadn't yet wanted to risk it.]